In Scotland, and all over the world, peoples, dogs, cats, etc, celebrate the Scottish poet by enjoying some yummy Scottish delicacies, no, not the deep fried Mars bar...
HAGGIS, NEEPS AND TATTIES!!
Woof, and if you don't know what haggis is, I truly insist you go look it up just now, or, if possible, before you eat.
But remember, before you eat your Burns supper, you have to do it the proper way:
- Pipe in the guests (because everyone has bagpipes hidden somewhere),
- Chairman's welcome,
- Selkirk Grace,
- Pipe in Haggis,
- Address to Haggis,
- Toast to Haggis,
- and finally,
- nom nom nom (that's food), slurp slurp slurp (and that's whisky).
And if you don't want to faff around doing all that, it's okay to just buy a haggis pizza from the shops.
I'm ready to eat, are you?
|Woof, food in here please!|
|Hello? Anyone? Am I not getting?|
|Fine then. So I can't have neeps and tatties? Well...|
|I'm sure Jimmy'll share some of his haggis, won't you Jimmy?|
|Jimmy? Jimmy?! I know you're knitted,|
but you could still do with a hearing aid...
Pippa :) wuf wuf