|Hello folks! Woof!|
They're getting very common, and I like to call them The Luminous Leg-its!
|Come back, come back, woof!|
We can easily recognise them due to their vivid, all-weather uniforms.
This young lady ran past me along the River Don today, and, like I always do, I thought "Ooooh, a human! Must speak to her..."
Woof, you see, I'm a very friendly dog when it comes to humans (yeah, I'm a coward with dogs), and I love speaking to everyone. At the bus stop, I walk along and all the old wifies coo over me!
Anyway, I tried to speak to this lady, but she ran away!
|STOP!! I need to say hello to you!|
However much I cried, she just ran away from me, like she was running for her life from a scary thingie.
She just wouldn't stop, and I don't know why!
I mean, I'm not that scary, am I? Woof?
|Oh for goodness sake! You're just a scaredy cat, you!|
I've come to the conclusion that these impolite humans are just big chickens. They run too fast, and won't even stop for a wee sheltie like me.
So, it is my new mission to catch one!
Hope you have a super week!
Pippa :) wuf wuf