I've been having some fun though,
|Chasing my ball,|
|Being scared of new sheltie friends,|
|Pretending to look happy,|
|Taking nice photos...|
And it's really upsetting me. Whine.
The other week,
Hmm, maybe the other fortnight ago,
Okay, maybe the other month,
I had a wee trippie to the vet, for a wee check up, as you do.
So, the time has come for me to have some operation which will stop me bleeding once a year!
BUT, they have to put me under Anna-the-tic.
Now, why must they have me under Anna-the-tic? I know what tics are, they're horrible little beasties that live in the hills and give you Lyme's disease.
And I don't want Lyme's disease!
So, I'm quite anxious about this.
Obviously, Anna's a girl, so I'm hoping she's going to be nice to me, but what if she's not your average tiny little insect, what if she's some great monster of a thing?
Also, I'm quite nervous about going into a theatre.
I walk past His Majesty's every single day, but I've never been in.
What if this Opera's really noisy?
And obviously, if I'm underneath Anna-the-tic, it could be a bit too cosy.
Plus, it won't be a quickie, after the operation, they have to take out four in-grown eyelashes with a laser!
This isn't that bad, because it means I won't be crying all the time, but I've seen lasers in films and they look nasty.
Remember when James Bond was nearly sliced up the middle by a laser, but he somehow escaped?
Well, what if the worse comes to the worst and I have to do that too? And it won't be easy with that tic on top of me.
Then, after all that trouble, they're sticking a cone around my head.
And the operation is 2 weeks before Christmas, so it'll be a coney Christmas for me.
At least I can put tinsel around it though.
To end on a happier note, I thought I'd show you some pictures of me licking my nose!
Hope you have a super weekend,
Pippa :) wuf wuf
P.S. My question for you - Have YOU ever had to go under Anna-the-tic?