A recipe for a Happy New Year

Hello folks,

Firstly, a belated Happy New Year to everyone, wishing you a year full of toys, walks and woofs!

Now, let's report on my Hogmanay. Woof!

Every year, for some strange reason, we have to go through a very scary recipe to get us into the new year. It goes like this...

First, eat some Chrimbo treats, to make you feel a bit better.

At 11pm, get your lead on, and away you go for a quick walk,
 to investigate...

Bounce down the (very clean) street to the bangin' beats
heard from Union terrace.

Mix in some funny a-happenings in the city centre, the stranger the better - police everywhere (strange), fences around some streets (very strange), and oddly happy Aberdonians (really strange!).

Take a moment to watch as the mixture proves a little. Also, it can be a good idea to do your business now, so you don't have to do it in the next stage, doggies!

Quickly run back home, and watch from a safe distance as -

BOOM!
The theatre roof nearly catches fire.

BANG!
Aberdeen is shrouded in a cloud of stinky smoke.

WHIZZZ!
Shells from the fireworks fly everywhere, as the council
desperately try to do the washing-up.

And of course:

Remember to put on a brave face,
after all that whining!

And after all that madness, you should have a light, moist and tasty Happy New Year!

(New Years have a Use By date of around 30th December,afterwards it is advisable to make one on Hogmanay.)

Cheerio,

Pippa :) wuf wuf